The NastyPicksNick Sim · NFL 2026
Every game.
1,000 times.
Every NFL matchup is played out 1,000 times by a card-and-dice sim built on real team grades, injuries, trends and starting QBs. Spreads, totals and winners come out of the numbers, not a hunch.
1,000Sims per game
34Grades per team
32Teams, every week
How the sim works
01
Grade every team
Run game, pass game, protection, coverage, red zone, kicking and more, graded 0–6 from real play-by-play.
02
Update the week
Injuries, the starting QB, rest, travel and recent form get layered on before anything is simmed.
03
Play it 1,000 times
Every snap is called and resolved. The result: projected score, win odds, cover odds and over/under odds.
Free and premium
Free
The free pick
- One sim-backed pick every week
- Weekly sim results on Instagram and TikTok
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